Fall Dad Jokes – 200+ Funny, Clever & Leaf-tastic One-Liners


  1. What do pumpkins do at parties? They have a gourd time.
  2. I’m just here for the gourd vibes.
  3. Pumpkin spice up your life.
  4. Life’s gourd when you laugh.
  5. You’re the pick of the patch.
  6. Keep calm and carve on.
  7. Feeling vine today.
  8. I’m feeling pumpkin-tastic.
  9. You’re simply gourd-geous.
  10. No tricks, just pumpkin treats.
  11. Squash goals.
  12. Don’t be a sour pumpkin.
  13. Gourd times ahead.
  14. Let’s have a smashing time.
  15. Pumpkin to talk about.
  16. Vine and dine.
  17. The gourd is near.
  18. Carve out some fun.
  19. Life is squash-tacular.
  20. Too gourd to be true.

  1. I’m falling for you.
  2. Leaf it to me.
  3. I’m over-leafed with joy.
  4. Don’t leaf me hanging.
  5. Turn over a new leaf.
  6. Leaf your worries behind.
  7. That’s unbe-leaf-able.
  8. Autumn leaves and cozy vibes.
  9. Falling for puns.
  10. Leaf it alone.
  11. Rake in the fun.
  12. Leaf me smiling.
  13. Leaf-tastic humor ahead.
  14. Don’t be leaf-hearted.
  15. Falling into laughter.
  16. Leaf your stress behind.
  17. Autumn is leaf-tastic.
  18. Just leaf it.
  19. Leaf lovers unite.
  20. Make it leaf-tastic.

  1. Let’s squash the competition.
  2. Hay there, friend!
  3. Corn you believe it?
  4. Life is better in the patch.
  5. You’re the cream of the crop.
  6. Harvest some fun.
  7. Feeling corny today.
  8. Let’s get this hay-ppening.
  9. Squash your doubts.
  10. Pick me, pick me!
  11. Ripe for laughs.
  12. Kernel of truth.
  13. Harvesting smiles.
  14. Gourd vibes only.
  15. Crop it out.
  16. Farm-tastic jokes.
  17. Corny but funny.
  18. Hay-larious moments.
  19. Fall into fun.
  20. Patch yourself in.

  1. You’re the apple of my eye.
  2. Let’s have a core-ny joke.
  3. Apple-solutely hilarious.
  4. Fall for an apple a day.
  5. Core-dially funny.
  6. That’s appley ever after.
  7. Apple-tizing humor.
  8. Seed the laughter.
  9. Don’t be rotten.
  10. Pick of the orchard.
  11. Core-geous jokes.
  12. Stay peel-y good.
  13. Fruitful laughter ahead.
  14. Apple of joy.
  15. Cider not sorry.
  16. Fruit-tastic fun.
  17. Orchard of giggles.
  18. Apple-solutely punny.
  19. Core-ny but cute.
  20. Peel the fun.

  1. Sweater weather? More like pun weather.
  2. Knit happens.
  3. Wool you laugh with me?
  4. Feeling cozy and punny.
  5. Wrap yourself in humor.
  6. Stitch please!
  7. Sweater up for laughs.
  8. Yarn-tastic jokes.
  9. Knit your worries away.
  10. Wool-larious fun.
  11. Cozy up and giggle.
  12. Purl your laughter.
  13. Keep calm and knit on.
  14. Sweater goals.
  15. Laugh in layers.
  16. Warm hearts, punny minds.
  17. Stitch and giggle.
  18. Yarn-spiration ahead.
  19. Wool you be mine?

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